the rules for the rules of life

1. no edits. changes only made my subsequent posts
2. you must be residing at 3585 richmond road to add a new rule
3. exploration of the rules of life through community strongly encouraged
4. rules not up for objection cannot be objected
5. no mistakes allowed
6. Corinne's nitting has nothing to do with the rules for the rules of life

therulesoflife

These are ultimate rules of life. They have been honed over the past decade and are absolute truths to live by.

1. Never say no to free stuff, especially free ice-cream
2. Safety thirdst
3. {blank}
4. If it feels good, do it {up for debate}
5. Stick it to the Man {possibly up for debate}
6. If you want the girl, take the girl {not up for debate}
7. If the guy is an idiot, kick him.